Adam and Eve

I just wanted to let you know I have figured out what happened in the Garden with that Tree. Eve was having a wicked case of PMS and craving something sweet, as we all understand, and her craving got the best of her, and she totally lost it and ate the damn fruit. Now I am not telling you because I think what she did was right. More because I think we have all very nearly been there and done that. So for now my friends, my bag of salt and vinegar potato chips is empty and I need another pepsi. I'm outta here!